Saturday, August 14, 2010

Madagascar


"Suprise!"
"Aaah!"
"Alex, Kate, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming."
"Come on, Marty, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday."
"Hey, thanks."
"Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth, It's driving me crazy."
"Can you help me out here, please?"
"Alright."
"I don't see it."
"It's on the left."
"Aah!"
"Sorry."
"Just don't talk with your mouth full."
"Say aah. Right in here. What the heck is this doing in there?"
"Happy birthday!"
"Aw, thanks, man. You put it behind your tooth. You're okay!"
"These aren't even on the shelf yet."
"Take look. Look at that, it's snowing."
"This snowglobe will be sold in the winter season."
"Say, Marty, what's wrong?"
"The present's good. It's just that another year has come and gone and I'm doing the same old thing. Stand over here, walk over there, eat some grass, walk back to the treadmill."
"We see your problem. You just gotta get out of that old routine."
"Do something different every day."
"Really?"
"You know, make it fresh."
"Okay, I'll do that."
"Works for me."
"Look at the time."
"Get back to places."
"Places everyone."
"Action!"
"It's showtime!"
"Be ready, animals!"
"I enjoy doing this at the zoo. Don't you, Humphrey?"
"I enjoy it alright. Especially because Kate and I are together. Not to mention the pack."
"Say, what's that?"
"You quadrupeds, where are we?"
"Manhattan."
"Blast it. We're still in New York."
"Wait. What are you fellas doing?"
"We're digging to Antarctica."
"You mean the South Pole?"
"Can you keep a secret, my misfit friends?"
"Sure."
"Do you ever see any penguins running free in this city?"
"No, we don't."
"Of course not."
"We don't belong here. It's not natural. We're going to the wild."
"You can go there?"
"Actually, Marty, Humphrey and I and the pack once lived out in the wild."
"You actually lived there?"
"Yes, we did."
"Hey, it's closing time."
"What do we do?"
"We prepare for the party."
"This is a great life here in this zoo."
"Come on, Marty, make a wish."
"What did you wish for?"
"I wished I could go to the wild!"
"What?!"
"The wild?! Whoa!" Melman swallowed his noisemaker."
"Melman!" "I told ya it was bad luck."
"Guys, help me out here."
"Are you nuts? That is the worst idea I have ever heard."
"It's unsanitary!"
"The penguins are going, so why can't I? And Kate, Humphrey, and their pack lived out there, so what's the big deal?"
"The penguins are psychotic and the wolves had experience out there."
"Come on. Just imagine going back to nature. Clean air, wide open spaces."
"Well, the state of Connecticut has wide open spaces."
"Marty, there's certainly none of this out there."
"This is a highly refined type of food that you do not find in the wild."
"Actually, Alex, you gotta-"
"Don't say it, Kate."
"Uh, forget what I was going to say."
"You ever thought there's more to life than steak, Alex?"
"Alright, now that's crazy talk, Marty."
"Humphrey's right, Marty."
"Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know anything about outside this zoo and that, Kate, Humphrey, the wolf pack, and James know what life is like outside this zoo?"
"No."
"Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party. It was great. Really."
"What's eating him?"
"Maybe you should talk to him, guys."
"Hey, I already gave him a snowglobe."
"I can't top that."
"Well, I can see where this is going. Well, it is getting late. I guess I'm gonna-" Melman instantly fell asleep.
 "You guys have gotta talk to him."
"No, we can't do it!"
"Do it!" "Come on, he's your friend."
"Okay, we'll do it."
"Night, guys!"
"Good night, Gloria."
"Say, Marty, from time to time, everyone thinks that the grass might be greener somewhere else."
"Guys, look at me."
"I'm ten years old. My life is half over. I don't even know if I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
"So what are you gonna do, just go running off that to the wild be yourself?"
"No."
"Good."
"All of us, let's go."
"What?!"
"You're joking."
"Yeah, I'm joking alright."
"I guess we gotta hit the sack."
"Yeah."
"Night, Alex."
"Night, Marty."
"Good night, Kate."
"Night, Humphrey." Everything was quiet. But tonight would change forever.o
"Alex!" "Wake up, Alex!"
"Wha-"
"Eh, you suck your thumb?"
"Ahahahahha!"
"That's very funny guys."
"Well, Kate got up to pee and she did. But on her way back, she looked into Marty's pen."
"And she noticed that he wasn't there."
"So, what are talking about, guys?"
"Marty's gone!"
"Gone? What do you mean by gone?"
"He's not in his area."
"Where would he go?"
"I bet he's going to Connecticut!"
"We gotta go out there and get him!"
"He's probably lost, cold, and confused."
Contrary to his belief, Marty was having the time of his life.
"Wolves, move out!"
"To the station!"
"Intervention!"
They used the subway to travel to Grand Central Station.
"Here's our stop."
"Move, animals!"
"I got him!"
"How could you do this to us?!"
"What's the big deal? I was coming back in the morning!"
"Don't do this again!"
"Uh-oh."
"We've got company!"
"It's the man."
"I got this guys."
"Good evening officers."
"Shhh."
"Hey, how ya doing? Everything's alright. Just went a little cuckoo."
"Hey, don't call me cuckoo."
"Shush!"
"Ow!"
"Alex, you- Ow!"
"Kate! Yeowch!"
"Humphrey!"
Everyone was shot with a sedator gun and boxed up in crates.
"What happened?"
"We've been tranquilized and confined to boxes."
"Hey, guys, the wolves' boxes have windows."
"Whoa!"
"What's going on?!"
"I think that- Aaaaaah!"
That night, Alex's crate washed up on Madagascar. The next day, the others arrived on the island in the same way.
"I'm gonna kill you, Marty!"
"Stop!"
"We just gotta find the people and have this mess straightened out."
They met King Julien and his lemurs.
"We gotta get outta here!"
"Help!"
"Hey, a sewer system!"
"No, it's a grave!"
"You sent Melman to his grave!"
"This isn't the end. This is a new beginning. This could be the best thing that ever happened to us."
"This is not the best thing that happened to us."
"Come on, Alex. The wolf pack is out in the wild again."
"But Marty abused the power of that birthday wish."
"I didn't intend to tell you."
Alex drew a line in the sand and said that Marty's side was the bad side and the other side was a good side.
"We're with Marty."
"I think we should go with them."
"You're absolutely right, Kate."
The pack went to Marty's side and enjoyed Marty's food and home. While trying to build a beacon of liberty to attract a boat and get rescued. Melman burned it down.
"You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to the heck!"
"Can we go to the fun side now?"
Everyone but Alex went to the fun side.
"I hope Alex will join us."
"Don't worry, Kate. I'm sure he will."
"Let's hope so, Humphrey."
Just then, they heard a knock on the door.
"Be quiet. It could be Alex."
"Hey, it is Alex."
"Well, look who decided to be a good friend again."
"Come on in, Alex."
"Very impressive."
"Hey, have a drink it's one of our best ones."
"Ugh! This is seawater."
"Oh, you don't swallow it. It's just temporary til plumbing is done."
"I got my own."
"Hey, you guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?"
"You've got food?"
"What is it?"
"Seaweed on a stick."
"Sorry. My soda went down my windpipe. Wait. Did you say seaweed on a stick?" "
Yep. Don't love it till you try it."
"Marty, some of us don't eat plants."
"Kate's right. We wolves prefer meat to plants."






The Penguins of Madagascar: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge


"Move in, boys." "Easy does it. This could be a trap." "Rico." Skipper threw a coin on the floor and set off a trap. "Well played, Skipper." "It seems Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he- Aaaaaaah!" "Whoa!" "I don't think the Peanut Butter Winky made it, Skipper." "Curse you, Blowhole!" "Where is he?" "Ah, Skipper. All these years and you haven't missed a step." "Hans!" "Ah, I see that we know each other, Skipper." "Kitty Galore!" "It's that hairless feline again." "That's right, Diggs!" "Blowhole!" "Well, peng-you-ins. We all meet once again." "Well, well, enemies, it's been a long time. Well, well, well, too long." "Well, well, well, well-" "Enough! I suppose that you're wondering why we laid this ridiculously complicated trap for you." "Well, we are." "Why tell when we can show? You'll appreciate this, Kowalski. We've got a lair theater system, High definition with surround sound. Extremely spendy." "D'oh! Why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?" "Hey, eyes on the big screen." "It's just delicious dipped in butter. What's your point?" "Imagine if this lobster had an exoskeleton of shiny metal. Animals, we present, Chrome Claw." "Did ya feel that subwoofer?" "She is just rubbing our faces in it." "Without you animals to ruin our plans, we will unleash Chrome Claw on an unsuspecting world." "With this mutant, we shall rule land and sea!" "Not on our watch." "Attack!" "You take on the others. I'll take on Kitty Galore." "You can't win, Kitty Galore." "Why don't we make sure of that?" "Uh!" "James has been clawed by Kitty Galore!" "Change strategies, boys!" "Odette, Tiana, Naveen, go assist James and get him to safety!" "Charge!" "This ends now, Kitty Galore." "You can't stand a chance against my wrath." "Don't count on it!" "How would you like to have this stuck down your blowhole, Bottlenose?" "Way to go, boys." "You have seen the last of us." "Good, run." "Oh, you think, uh, I mean this is the last you will see of anything." "He acticated the self-destruct sequence. We have to get outta here!" "Every cat and dog for himself!" "Make a break for it, boys!" "We only have 30 seconds." "Hurry, to the main entrance!" They escaped with only ten seconds to spare. "It was a great danger to all of us!" "I get it, a puffin, a hairless cat and a dolphin tried to take over the world." "It's true, fellas." "Kitty Galore is one of our most dangerous enemies." "


Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa's Adventures of The Swan Princess


Sometime ago, there was a king named William. He was getting old, and he had no child for an heir to the throne. But soon, a child was born. A daughter. She was given the name Odette. Kings and queens came from all around to see the young princess. Even the great Lion King Simba, his beloved Queen Nala, their bodyguards Timon and Pumbaa, their son-in-law Prince Kovu, their daughter Princess Kiara, their allies, the Penguins of Madagascar, King Julien, Mort, Maurice, Terk, Tantor, and Louis all came to bless the child. With them was the widowed Queen Uberta and her son, Prince Derek. "Aw, look at her. She will be a beautiful princess when she is older." "Yes, that we can be certain of." Meanwhile, the evil Lord Rothbart, and his allies Arthur and Cecil the Buzzards, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed the Hyenas were plotting destroy William by means of the forbidden arts. "But before they could attack, William, Simba and their forces attacked first. "Charge!" "Watch your left, Skipper!" Many called for their destruction, but Rothbart and his forces were banished. "We're not finished with you, William. Nor are we finished with you, Simba. We will destroy you someday." "Begone, evildoers!" Many had forgotten the threat over time. Until one summer, when Odette and Derek would meet. "Hey guys, thanks for inviting us to be here and help matchmake Odette and Derek." "No problem, but helping run these 2 kingdoms is complicated. It's very hard to run a human kingdom aside from our animal kingdom." "This day is when Odette and Derek will meet." "So let's do this!" "Skipper, we should be sure that any dangers are dealt with." "Excellent suggestion, Kowalski."

Hello, Dollface


"You call this educational TV?" "It's the Lunacorns, Skipper. They teach all the wonders of imagination, good citizenship and proper grooming." "Anybody vote for not habing Private choose the channel again?" "Aye!" "Nay!" "Another big win for democracy." "Wait, what's this?" "They made a new version of Rico's doll. It's called chatty Miss Perky." "A voice chip? That takes the magic out of brain-pretend. Who would even want a Chatty- Ow!" "Kowalski, lovesick psycho option." "I believe I could convert his doll to the talking design. Of course, I need a voice chip from one of the new Chatty models, but any toy store should- Aaah!" "Let's move!" "Alright, there's the voice chips." "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" "Let's head to another toy store." "Oh, no!" "Grab direct from the factory." The humans rushed right in and grabbed right off of the conveyor belts." "Egad! Chatty Miss Perky must be the hottest toy on the market!" "And they're even letting people go to the factory to get them right after they're built." "What do we do?" "Check in the box!" They opened the box to find something else. "False alarm. Just those lame tv moon unicorns." "Aaah! The Lunacorns!" "Forget it. Let's just return to base." "I can't stand to see the poor maniac down like this." "Not even the awesome power of science can make his doll speak without a voice chip." "I think we shoud tackle this in the morning." "Private?" "I had to save one lunacorn. Just one." "Uhhh." "I didn't know she glowed in the dark. I didn't know she could speak either." "This thing has some sort of voice chip." "It looks like we may have to do a lunacorn/dolly voice chip transplant." "All I ask is that you be as gentle as the lunacorns themselves." "I guess you may wanna sleep throught this one." The next morning, Private woke up to a suprise. "Aaaaaaaah!" "Ah. I was wondering where that thing went."

The Penguins of Madagascar go to Starport Seven-Five


"Here it is, boys. Starport Seven-Five, Gateway to the galaxies."
"Which Tomorrowland are we headed to, Skipper?"
"We're going to the Tomorrowland at Disneyland, Private."
"And where are we headed?"
"Our destination is DL Space Station 77."
"Correctamundo, Kowalski. We're headed to Space Station 77 at Disneyland, California."
"Let's see which boarding gate we're headed to."
"Our ship is at the Alpha gate."
"Every second counts, boys. Let's get to the gate board our shuttle."
"There it is."
"Everyone get onboard the shuttle."
"Load all luggage onto shuttle."
"Check."
"Lower gravity bar."
"Check."
"Activate invisible oxygen dome."
"Check."
"Now let's launch."
"Space Shuttle, this is flight safety. For your safety, keep all hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the shuttle at all times."
"Energizing."
"What fuel does this ship run on?"
"It runs on proton energy."
"Space Shuttle, you are go for launch."
"Roger, Control. All systems are go."
"Kowalski let's light this candle."
"T-minus 5-4-3-2-1. Liftoff."
"Hang on, boys!"
"Aaah!"
"We're looking good, Skipper."
"Excellent. How long will it be until we arrive at Space Station 77?"
"By looking at the holographic map, we should be there in 4 hours."
"Relaxing time, boys."
"Ah. This is the life. Isn't that right, Rico?"
"Yup."
"Well, James, have you managed to dig up any intel on these Space Ports?"
"Yeah, I got some intel. It turns out that there are only five different stations in the world."
"Go ahead."
"The stations are Tomorrowland MK-1, TL Space Station 77, Discovery Landing Station, Ashita Base and HK Spaceport." "We're arriving at our destination in 5-4-3-2-1, now!"
"Welcome to Space Station 77, Disneyland's gateway to the galaxies."
"Alright, boys. Let's get our luggage and enter a different Tomorrowland."
"Here we are, boys. Space Station 77."
"Ooh. Amazing."
"Let's get some ground transportation."
"I know just the thing that can help us."
"What is it?"
"The Tomorrowland Rapid Transit Red Line."
"It takes guests to and from Tomorrowland."
"There's a station over there."
"Next stop, Tomorrowland, Disneyland."
"Welcome to Disneyland, boys."
"This is Tomorrowland is beautiful."
"It's a future that screams Disney."
"Let's go to the Star Command Headquarters. They're recruiting Space Rangers."
"Stand by."
"What is it, Buzz?"
"Scanners detecting more trouble in Sector Nine."
"No doubt it's the work of that nefarious criminal, the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance, the Evil Emperor Zurg."
"Good Golly Wally!"
"His robotic army is stealing crystallic fusion power cells. Without those cells we'll all be powerless and at his mercy."
"Star Command picked a fine time to assemble new recruits like you. Alright Space Rangers. Listen up! Zurg is using the power cells to power his secret weapon our mission is to find his robots and his secret weapon and blast them."
"But while we're battling Zurg, who will get the power cells?"
"Green Squadron will retrieve the cells while you fight the robots. We'll meet up at Planet Z."
"I'll remain here to coordinate the mission. Battle Stations! Report to the flight deck for immediate launch. To infinity and beyond!"
"Roger that, Commander. You heard him boys. Let's move!"
The squad went as fast as they could move.
"Which ship are we taking?"
"We're taking the heavy space cruiser, Tiana."
"We are cleared for launch, boys."
"Let's do it, boys."
"Use the sonic beam to grab the power cells."
Just as they were aquiring power cells, the alarm sounded through the ship.
"Robots!"
"Open Fire!"
"Boom Shakana!"
"Imbecils! Seize those power cells before those foolish Earth heroes do!"
"Battle stations!"
"Incoming!"
"What is that thing, Kowalski?"
"That's Zurg's dreadnaught!"
"There's an entry point!"
"Be very careful, boys. Zurg could be anywhere."
"There he is! Blast the Z targets!"
"Impossible. No one could aim so precisely."
"Nothing's impossible for us earth heroes."
"We've knocked the dreadnaught out of orbit and we're gonna crash."
Crash! The dreadnaught crash-landed on Planet Z.
"Aliens incoming! Fire at the volcano!"
Slime oozed out of the volcano.
"Nothing can stop me now. Green Planet is mine and Star Command is next!"
"Follow him!"
"We'll warp to Green Planet."
The heroes were instantly transported to Green Planet.
"Good shooting Space Rangers. Use your sonic beam to drain Zurg's energy levels."
"Well done, we got him!"
"Let's move out, boys."
"We should take Zurg's secret weapon."
"We'll use its high tech weaponry."
"How are we gonna get it back to base?"
"We'll need someone to pilot it home."
"I'll fly it."
"Very well, Tiana."
"Let's go home."
They returned to Space Station 77 and boarded a rocket home. They returned to Tomorrowland Station MK-1 and went home to the zoo.
"Kowalski, analysis."
"We went to a space port, traveled to Disneyland, battled evil and brought back a secret weapon."
"Now what?"
"We test fly our latest way of transportation."
"Let's move out, men."
"Hi-yah!"


Snakehead!


"Alright, troops. It's time for our aquatic combat drill. We dive in 3, 2,-" Quack! "Quack?" "Skipper, we have company."
"Pardon me m'am. But we're about to do our training excercises." "You have to help us. We can't go back to the lake." "There's a mean fish there." "Troops, we're going fishing." They went fishing at the lake to see if they can catch this monster. "Birds eat fish. Not the other way around." "Totally true." "I've got something. Oh, he's a big one." When Private pulled it up, it was only a small fish. "That's it?" "We do that thirty more times, we might have enough for dinner." "There's an even bigger one!" "Grab hold, troops!" "Aaah!" After encountering the monster of the lake, they went back to base. "Teeth. So many sharp jagged teeth." "It was those black, souless eyes that got me." "Susan, get a load of these 2 yellowbellies." "Yeah, yellowbellies." "Don't tell me that you're scared too." "Of course, I'm scared, Skipper." "Come on, it was just a fish." "Not just any fish, Skipper. The snakehead trout." "It's an evasive species that devours everything in it's path, leaving nothing but despair and tragedy in it's wake." "It's a fish." "Penguins eat fish." "Yes, but this unholy monster flips the very order of nature!" "It's as if our lunch is having us for lunch." "Snap out of it!" "We need options. Now let's hear 'em." "No, we're not running away." "I have an idea, but I'm not sure how safe it is." "I like it already." They stole parts to build a large submarine. "Well, Skipper, it's ready." "Outstanding, Kowalski. I've been longing for a nautical adventure." A few hours later, the submarine was out on the lake and ready to dive. "Private, status report." "Nothing on the scope, Skipper." "I've got something on the scope." "That must be the snakehead." "Bring her about, Rico." "Let's get look at it." It was just an old tire. "Sorry. On that scope, they all look the same." Later, Skipper was eaten by the snakehead. "Anybody know where he is?" "This thing isn't making any pinging noises at all." "He's gone into hiding. We need to lure him out." "Snakehead!" "Where is it?" "It's just south of our location." "Mr. Morrow, Full speed ahead." "Aye-aye, James." "There it is. It's right in front of us!" "Let's just full speed get us outta here!" "Either it's that old tire again, or yhe snakehead is right on our tail." "No more running." "Tom, hard to port. Bring her about. We're taking that scaly beast down." "Did we get it?" "No fish can stand a kamikaze attack like that one." "Then, Skipper can rest in peace." "The snakehead is still alive." "How powerful is this monster?" "Birds eat fish. Not the other way around!" "Use the soda bottle as a fish bomb!" The fish was destroyed. "Excellent work, boys."


Concrete Jungle Survival


"Oh, that one's classic." "Skipper, what are you laughing at?" "Oh, I'm just laughing at a joke in the mission file, Dumbo." "Can I see it?" "That's classified." "What's classified?" " Whoo, that's classic!" "Yeah, that joke never got old." "How come Kowalski can see it?" "He's got top secret clearance." "We can't show it to just anybody. Guys, you've gotta see this!" "Ahahahahahaha! Oh, yeah! That's classic!" "To get your top secret clearance, you have to face to greatest enemy known to animals." "Exactly, Odette. Once you defeat this enemy, you'll be promoted and become first class pilot." "Alright, Dumbo. It's time for you to face the scourge of all animals." "What you're up against is a demonic machine on wheels. A bus called the Graveyard Eight. The name came from the liscence plate of the bus. Now get out there and stop that bus." After a while, he stopped the Graveyard Eight once and for all. "Congratulations, Dumbo, you've been promoted to pilot," Dumbo stared at Skipper with a confused look. "1st class. Enjoy your top secret clearance."

Can't Touch This


It was a normal day in the Central Park Zoo. Skipper said:
"Ok, fellas, I've got a fresh scarlet snapper here and it's yours for the taking. All you've got to do is come and get it. Private said: But Skipper, the floor's covered in mousetraps." Skipper said: Good observation, Private." "This does complicate fish aquisition. "This goes to the person who has the ability to evade. all of these traps... " He stopped in midsentence to see that Odette, the Swan Princess gracefully flew over the traps. "Or Odette. It goes to Odette. Suddenly, they heard a scream. "Do you hear the cry of an innocent child? Move out!" They discovered that a child was bitten by a sheep in the Children's Zoo. That night, they went to see the sheep. The sheep asked: "Is someone there?" Skipper replied: Yes, someone's here. Your worst nightmare." The sheep, who's name was Randy, asked: "Who are you?" Skipper replied: "Eight angry animals." Kowalski suggest options such as the "Norwegian Noogie" and the "West Indies Wedgie". Randy said: "Well, I don't suppose anyone would like to hear my side of the story?" Odette, the Swan Princess said: "Actually, I would." Skipper said: I'm gonna put that in the naive question file, your highness." Private replied: "Come on, Skipper. We have to hear both sides of the story." Skipper asked Randy why he had to bite an innocent child. Randy revealed that this kid was mostly torturing Randy. Odette replied: "Well, after all of that, I still can't understand why you snapped." Randy then revealed that he snapped because the hyper kid ripped out a part of his wool. They decided to do something to keep the hyper kid's hands off of his wool. Kowalski used a protective spray to try and keep the hyper kid's hands off but when Skipper slapped him on the back, Randy took off bouncing. Rico attempted to use a balloon to give off a static charge that would be electrifying. After three hours of rubbing, Randy was all charged up. So charged, up, that Rico was being pulled towards Randy like a magnet. When Rico came in contact with Randy, it caused a blackout in the base. Odette asked: "Could someone get the power back on?" James replied: "I'll get right on it, your highness." I'll help you through when While James and Odette were restoring the power Private was using hypnosis to make Randy relax. When he was done, Private was confused with the results. He had hypnotized the Randy and the other penguins into believing that they were chickens. Soon, Princess Odette came up with James, saying that they had fixed the power. James asked for a status report on the hypnosis test. Private replied: "It's a bit weird, fellas." James asked: "What went wrong, Private?" "It must have been a mistake in the proceedure. "Well it looks like my future is all chocolate, cotton candy and lollipops stuck on my wooly BUTT!" said Randy. Skipper decided to send Randy to a farm. They disguised Mort as a sheep. "Alright, fellas. Commence phase two of Operation: Steal Wool. The others gave Skipper confused looks. "S-T-E-A-L Wool. You gotta read it to get it. Odette's idea." Odette giggled a bit. Disguised as a Zoo worker, the penguins took the truck over to the farm and when there, Randy found that the sheep were sheared and were in some kind of cult-like trance. So he decided to go back to the Children's Zoo. When there, the churroed up kid tried to get close to Randy, but he did a sweeping kick to knock him away. Skipper explained: "Odette and I showed him a few moves. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em."


Command Crisis


"Skipper, we're picking up an outgoing airborne target." "It's on a north by south heading. Air speed two and a half knots." "Altitude is four meters and rising fast. Five meters, six meter- Ow!" "Juliet! You know how I feel about the metric system. We go in feet and inches!" "Identifying target. It looks like we have another runaway red on our hands, Skipper." "Why is it always the red ones?" "There it is." "Operation: Runaway Red is go-go-go!" "Get the slingshot!" "On my mark. Now!" Rico shot right into the air. "Quick, get the blanket!" "Excellent work, boys. Now let's get back to base." "Team, today's operation was a success." "Alright!" "Yay!" "However, I have to ask, are we ready for the big one?" "What's the big one?" "That's what today's about." "The big one's today?" "Yes, Romeo. The big one is coming today. Around four-ish. Fortunately, I have spent months getting ready for this. And when this plan was complete, I knew what I had to do. I placed the plan in a lock box. I buried it in a remote area of the zoo. It's where no human or animal ever goes." "Until they complete the Central Park Children's Zoo." "What was that, Juliet?" "That's where the children's zoo will be. Groundbreaking is today." "Blast!" "Let's get out there." "There it is. The site of the children's zoo." "Not to mention the spot where Skipper placed his lock box." "We only have 4 hours until the big one comes around." "We have to obtain those plans." "We need a distraction." "Ooh. It's live at 5 Chuck Charles, from the telly." "There's our distraction." "Let's get to that news van." "I'm going in." "Do you think that Skipper needs backup?" "Come on, Skipper can handle himself in there, Tiana." "Whoa, looks like there's a big brawl inside that van." "Uh, Skipper?" "Awaiting orders, sir." "Oh, no." "We have to get him out of there. What should we do?" "Commence Operation: Get Skipper Out Of The Locked Van?" "The name needs work, Odette. But let's do it!" "Let's move!" "Ow!" "What was that?! You were supposed to catch me!" "No we were supposed to pick the lock." "Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!" "Rico's right. We should just blast the door open." "Wait! We've got more commotion inside!" "Whoa!" "Uh..." "Skipper!" "He's out cold!" "Okay, who hid my hair spritz?" "Let's get outta here." "Are you alright, Skipper?" "Get outta my shot. This is Chuck Charles with your late breaking local news." "He's talking to the wall!" "Something went wrong inside the van." "Kowalski, what's your diagnosis?" "Skipper's functional sensors to mimic Chuck Charles behavior on the news." "Are you saying?" "Yes, Odette. I am saying that Skipper has Anchormanesia." "I'm Chuck Charles and we're you're Live at Five News Team. Gil Forbes on weather, Scooter Alvarez on Sports, and as always, my co-anchor, Bonnie Chang." "He's gone insane! We have to fix him. And he's thinking that we're people who we are not." "Kowalski, you have to create an antidote that will make Skipper snap out of his anchorman delusions. I'll help you create the antidote." "And what about the rest of us?" "You have try and get Skipper to remember who he is." "In the meantime, Kowalski, Rico and I will whip up a cure." "Ok, now let's whip up that medicine." "I will randomly combine liquids and powders until we get a cure." "Let's do it." "Try mixing this liquid with that one." Boom! "On second thought, let's tr mixing a powder and a liquid." "Let's go check on Skipper and the others." "Status report, Odette." "He's still acting like Chuck Charles." "The Anchormanesia cure is slightly behind schedule." "We only have one hour left." "We still need at least 7000 years." "Hey, where Skipper?" "Don't worry, Rico. Skipper's- What? He's gone!" "There he is. He's interviewing King Julien." "Let's get him back here." "Let's not be running off, Skipper." "Get him back inside, pronto!" "What do we do now, Odette?" "We may have to do it without Skipper." "But, your highness." "I know but we choice do we have?" "Skipper would want us to carry on without him." "Let's do it." "Uh, we're gonna go out for a while, Chuck. So you just stay here in the studio." "Okay, let's move." "There's the location of the plans." "With all the construction going on, we can be seen easily." "What would Skipper do?" "Uh, precariously perch himself high atop the crane?" "I don't see how that can help." "It won't help at all but he's doing that." "He's not making our mission easy for us." "Easy? Was it easy for Manfriedi and Johnson when that undersea escape tunnel was actually the business end of a beluga whale? Those fellas couldn't even speak for a month!" "And even then, it was gibberish." "If this will be hard, that's fine with me." "Yeah." "Let's do this thing! And all other things required." "Get Skipper! I'll get to the front-end loader." "Everyone, get in here." "What do we do?" "Should I connect the blue one to the red one or the red one to the blue one?" "I don't know." "That's what Skipper would decide. But there isn't anything normal about this." "Perhaps if I bypass the- Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Stop!!!" "You hit the button that lowers the bucket." "There's the plans. We have to obtain the plans." "Everyone pull the box out of the dirt!" "We got it!" "Someone's lowering the bucket!" "We're gonna be buried alive!" "Aaaaaaah!" "Well, at least we saved the plans." "Well, it would be better if we were not huried alive with them." "I think it's about fourish already." "You're right, Odette. It is about fourish." "Let's take a look inside." "What?" "That's it? A mini tape recorder? Play the recorded message." "Is the team ready for the big one? We shall see." "Afraid not." "But what is it? Some sort of natural disaster?" "You might think it's some sort of natural disaster. But you are wrong. The big one is the greatest challenge of all. What would happen if one of the team is out? What if we didn't have Private's heart, Kowalski's brains, Rico's appetite for reckless destruction, Odette's royal leadership, Dumbo's talent, Romeo and Juliet's love for each other, or even the rest of the team's strong will?" "I don't know." "I suppose that would be bad." "Or what if the team leader was freakishly acting like a pompous anchorman? What if indeed?" "Yes, what if- what the-" "Wait a minute. You were faking it!" "Exactly, Juliet." "So this was all a test?" "And the team came through. Huzzah!" "We're ready for the big one!" "Yes we are. But we're also running out of oxygen." "Kowalski, we need options." "Rico can set an explosive charge under this box, blasting it straight up through the dirt and rock and we'll hang onto it." "Rico?" "Let's go!" "Yahooo!" "We did it!" "We kicked big one butt!" "And we're out!"


The Madagascar Penguins in Romeo and Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss - Ending

"Friends, do you see how war and violence has led you to kill your children?" "Exactly. War has ravaged our home for years." "Right, Skipper." "They're gone?" "It can't be." What do we do?" "We shall honor them by soldering on like true heroes." Both groups weeped over this loss. "You call crying like babies soldering on like true heroes? Heroes don't cry!" "I'll slap them." A few hours later, it was dawn. "Skipper, look!" "Romeo and Juliet are alive!" "Boys, you didn't see anything." "Actually, I think that I can see this." "Oh, yuck!" "Oh, yum!" "Rico!" "Sorry." "Score one for peace and true love after all." "Huzzah!" "I never thought that their marriage could put this conflict to end." "Ah. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." "Now is the time, now is the best time. Now is the best time of your life. Life is a prize, live every minute. Open your eyes and watch how you win it. Yesterday's memories may sparkle and gleam. Tomorrow is still but a dream. Right here and now, you've got it made. The world's forward marching and your in the parade! Now is the time, now is the best time. Be it time of joy or strife. There's so much to cheer for be glad you're here for it's the best time of your life." "To the zoo, troops. Let's get going." "Hey, can Juliet and I come too?" "Of course. You seals are honorary members." "And who knows. You might be the best in our aquatic combat drills." Romeo and Juliet came to the zoo and moved into the otter habitat with Marlene the otter. The conflict between Capulet and Montague sea lions has ended. Skipper was always ready for new members. Their team has expanded once again. "Now we best be on our way." "Bye! Take care of yourselves." "Be sure to come back soon!" "Let us take our time. You aren't going anywhere." "Well, as long as our children are together, we don't care where they are. They're the ones who are keeping these families united." "To the zoo, men. Go, go, go!"


Pooh's Adventures of Who Framed Roger Rabbit


"Hello. Is anybody here?" "Yes?" "You see, we're here because we got this letter summoning us to Maroon Toon Studios." "Come on in." "You must be Winnie the Pooh and Friends." "Hey, how do you know who we are?" "The Disney Company told me about you fellas. So that's why you're here." "Wow, look at all the animated characters out there." "Actually, here we call them Toons." "Whoa!" "What the deuce is that?!" "Hey, it's our friend Dumbo. But why is he here?" "I borrowed him from Disney." "If you'll excuse us, we're gonna go out and see him." "You are free to go." "Hey, Dumbo, could come down here?" "Oh, yes. I would." "It's been a long time since I've seen you." "Would you like to join us on our adventures?" "That would be nice." "Who is that man next to you?" "Oh, he's detective Eddie Valiant." "Every second counts, troops. Let's move." " What do we do?" "There's a murder downtown. Let'a investigate." They arrived at the scene of the murder of Marvin Acme. "What happened here, Kowalski?" "Skipper, it appears Marvin Acme was murdered by a Toon."


Alex's Adventures of Dumbo

One day, Alex and the zoosters were going home to New York.
"Well, there's the train."
"Alright, troops. We're going to return to New York via this train. Now let's get into the elephant car. It's the only car that can fit all of us."
"New York, here we come!"
Skipper was impressed by the number of pachyderms he found accompanying them. Odette was very beautiful among all of the birds. After a while, they met a stork with a delivery.
"Which one of you girls was expecting?"
"Hey, pachyderms, you never told us that one of you was expecting."
"Well, which one of you is it?"
"I believe you are talking about her."
"This day is when a new life begins."
"Come on, what is it?"
"He's perfect in every way."
"Uh-oh, he's gonna sneeze. Grab his trunk!"
Then he sneezed, revealing his giant, floppy ears."
"Good Golly, his ears are huge!"
"Uh, that's quite a share your son has, Mrs. Jumbo."
"Yes, it is."
"Is it possible?"
"Isn't there some mistake?"
"These ears are funny!"
"Shut up, Hose-nose!"
"Yeah, you tell 'em Alex."
"I really think that these ears are actually good on him."
"Marty, teach these infidels a lesson."
"I got it."
"Take that, idiots. And it's not funny."
"Don't worry, Dumbo, we'll stand by your side through thick and thin."
"Yeah, and who knows, you may be the star of the circus."
After hours of rolling along the track, the train stopped.
"Let's move, animals. Let's get this location ready."
After the parade, they allowed the people to see the animals before they got into the show. When Mrs. Jumbo tried to protect him, they imprisoned her. But her time imprisoned would be short-lived.
"Rico, pick the lock. Kowalski, lift the door bar. James, open the shackles."
"Thank you for getting me out, friends."
"But it's not over yet. As long as you're outside the cage, you're considered a mad elephant."
"Come on, let's get you back to Dumbo."
"Hey, little buddy! We've got a suprise for ya!"
Dumbo was very happy to see his mother.
"How did you do it?"
"Well, Dumbo, we just used our ideas to bust your mother out of that thing."
Later, they That's met Timothy Q. Mouse who became their friend helping Dumbo be a star. Their first attempt ended in failure. Later, after they woke up in a tree, they realized that Dumbo could use his ears to take flight. After their act in the big city, Dumbo made history. Later Timothy became his manager and the other elephants never ridiculed him again. When the zoosters returned to New York, Casey Jr. the circus train stopped there.
"Alright, guys. Look for Dumbo's car. It's at the back of the train."
"There it is." Then they went inside.
"Wow, it has all the stuff a star could have."
Later, they saw Dumbo. "This can't be the little guy who came out of that bag."
"Come on, guys. It's me alright."
"Well, look at that. He's got his own flight goggles."
"Where's Timothy?"
"Oh, Timmy's over there."
"Timothy, you're Dumbo's manager?"
"Yes, and it's a good job."
"It's nice to be the star of the circus."
"Skipper, I suggest that we take them to the Central Park Zoo."
"Excellent suggestion, Kowalski."
The zoosters took them to the zoo to meet the other animals such as King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Burt, Mason, Phil, Marlene, Roy, and others. The animals were all impressed by Dumbo's ability to fly and the use of his large floppy ears. Later, the animals decided to put them in the Central Park Zoo and the circus animals could become inhabitants of the Children's Zoo. Casey Jr. the circus train became a ride at the children's zoo. Dumbo was also on the Central Park Zoo Brochure alongside Private. Dumbo helped the penguins travel from place to place during missions. He flew alongside Odette and he was one of the best penguin team members.
"Welcome to the Central Park Zoo, Dumbo. You are an honorary resident of this zoo. You are also our pilot."
"It's time that we put your flight skills to the test and see if you can use them to bring our enemies to justice."
Odette taught him her best evasive manuvers. He would use these evasive manuvers when flying past obstacles. He was a bright and eager, young recruit. He was always ready to learn what to do at a certain time. He was always ready to try the impossible. The penguins taught him some of their commando moves. Mrs. Jumbo always trusted the penguins even when they got her out of the cage. Skipper was an excellent leader to him. Kowalski taught Dumbo all of the aerial combat skills needed in their missions. Rico gave Dumbo all the weapons needed in aerial combat. Private taught Dumbo how to look cute and cuddly in the zoo. Dumbo also used his flying to be famous at the Central Park Zoo. Alex taught Dumbo to be famous in the zoo. Soon, he was ready to use his skills in the field.


In The Line Of Doody

Today was the opening of the Children's Zoo and Odette was taking security into her own wings. She explained that back at Swan Lake, there was a lot of security from her guards. Today, the commissioner's security guards only scanned the zoo for a few minutes and left.
"Alright, troops. We've got to protect the commissioner from all potential threats. And if you notice anything funny, report back to me."
"Yes, your highness. Now, move!"
Rico regurgitated 8 BlueTooth Communicators so they could communicate instantly. Rico replaced the ceremonial scissors with miniature scissors. Odette fixed the rug to eliminate a trip hazard.
Just then, Private yelled: "I've got something!"
"What is it? A missile?"
"An assassin?"
"Superblimp. Come on, superblimp."
"Oh, never mind. It's only a pigeon."
"Let me see that."
"That smile. Sweet Sky Gravy! That bird's gonna drop one on the commissioner's suit!"
"Drop what?"
"Private, he means he's gonna drop some bird doody on the commissioner."
"Odette, fly me up to Frankie so I can stop him."
Odette followed Skipper's orders tossed him right into Frankie.
"Skipper, how did you know that bird had a thing with the commissioner?"
"I saw that look before. Right before our last commissioner got pooped on. Got him right where a pretty flower would go."
Odette giggled a bit, thinking it was funny.
"Well, it's just a suit."
"There was blueberries in that poo, Odette. Blueberries. It was a beautiful day. It was sunny amd clear, like today. Pigeon came in low, flew from due east. I didn't know why anyone of us didn't jump in take it for him, but that day, I swore that I would never see another public official blueberried. Not on my watch."
Kowalski gave Skipper an upgraded jetpack with a full weapons array and auxiliary turbos.
"It's all untested, but I'm sure that it won't explode in a gaseous fireball the size of a dwarf sun."
Odette joined him in aerial combat against against Frankie. After using some of the weapons fight Frankie, he dove into the trees.
"He's trying to lose us in the sycamore. Converge!"
"Don't worry, my friend. He can't get away from all eight of us."
They arrived to find that there was a whole flock of pigeons that all looked identical.
"Check every bird."
"Frankie could be anyone of these pigeons."
"I got news for you, pal. We all wanna see the commissioner get what's coming to him."
"Quick, toss some bread crumbs to distract them and make a break for it."
"Skipper, over there!"
"Blueberries! It's Frankie!"
"Empty. Odette, it's all up to you now."
"Me? Take the intended fate for commissioner? I can't do this!"
"Don't question my orders, princess. Now go after that pigeon."
"Yes, Skipper."
Odette took off and gave chase. Frankie then released his blueberry-infused vendetta.
"Odette, the package has dropped! I repeat, the package has dropped!"
"For the commissioner!"
Splat! The poo landed in Odette's feathers.
"Odette, talk to me." When she got up, it was very disturbing. The penguins were horrified to the poo stain and the look of Odette's feathers.
"I've seen worse stains in those feathers besides that."
"That's true. I'm sure a good scrubbing might fix that."
Then, Skipper pulled something off of her that looked much like her feathers.
"Skipper, what was she wearing?"
"Standard-issue pigeon-proof vest. Like I said, never again."
"And so, let us all bid farewell to one of the greatest articles of clothing we've ever known."
With the launch of the rocket, the rocket flew right into Frankie, resulting in the same fate intended for the commissioner.
"Now that's what I call poo-etic justice."
"We're all amused by your toilet humor, Private." said Odette.

Jiggles

"Oh, looks like somebody generated an electro plasmonic energy orb. Boo-yah!"
"Whoa! Rico, no weapons testing indoors!"
"Wasn't me!"
"It's Kowalski, Skipper. He's been in that lab all night."
"Kowalski!"
"Everything under control, Skipper."
"You don't understand. I haven't had a scientific breakthrough in weeks."
"Well, what our CTX Time Rover?"
"Come on, Odette. It's useless like the small potatoes!"
"Well, I don't know. I used these to whip miniature french fries once."
"No. There's a groundbreaking discovery just going to explode outta my brain. If you need me, I'll be on the cutting edge of science!"
While in the lab, he accidentally created a living cube of jello.
"Eureka!"
"What is it?" "And why is it in our chow?"
"Team, this jello was brought to life by yours truly."
Just then, the cube threw a piece of fish at Tiana.
"Alright. Jiggles hates fish."
"Jiggles?"
"Look at that. Jiggles does like fruit."
"And every time he eats or drinks something with fruit in it, he gets bigger."
"Hey, where did he go?"
"He must've went outside."
"Hey, I got him!"
"Jiggles, don't scare me like that again!"
"Back to the lab you gelatinous jokester."
He started getting bigger again.
"To the lab. The lab!"
By the time Kowalski got Jiggles back to the HQ, he was enormous.
"Should we be concerned?"
"About what, Odette?"
"Well, let's talk about your monster."
"Monster is a bit judgemental, isn't it, Odette?"
"He's a big cube of mad science."
"Well, if this scientist wasn't mad before, this scientist is mad now. You don't understand Jiggles like I do."

All Choked Up

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. And Skipper was watching Alice, the zookeeper who was pushing a mysterious sack.
"Well, well. Trying to bury a secret, Ms. Zookeeper? Pity for you, animals never sleep."
When he turned around, he saw that, James, Naveen, Odette, Tiana, and the other penguins were asleep.
"Animals never sleep!"
"Wake up, fellas!"
Everyone stood at attention.
"Look alive, team. I've got my freak on for recon."
"Let's get out there, fellas!"
When outside, Alice was still pushing the bag to a certain location.
"Whistling. Awfully cheery for someone pushing a supiciously human shaped sack, wouldn't you say?"
"I don't know, Skipper. Sometimes a good whistle makes me feel like a pretty little butterfly."
"Can the sweet talk, Odette. You know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity. Kowalski, analysis on the situation."
"Looks like she's burying the evidence, Skipper. Above ground, standing up, in the busiest crossroads of the zoo."
"Putting her gruesome handywork on display? How sick is this woman?"
"Please no zombie. Please no zombie."
When the cover was pulled off, there was a robot standing in the zoo crossroads.
"It's too horrible for words. Except these words. The words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else, no go. But Skipper, it doesn't look that horrible. I like that fearless attitude, Odette. But only a fool could fail to see the danger in this metallic invader."
"Take a look at our future, animals. Phase 2: Audio Animatronic Animals."
Kowalski pulled his options board and said: "It's a classic cost-cutting manuver. Replacement and elimination."
Skipper said: "But there's,"stopped in midsentence and counted to himself, "Eight things they didn't count on. The war on robots starts now!"
Back at the base, Private was surveying the area via binoculars while Kowalski was looking at the plans for an invention to combat the robot. Meanwhile, James was helping Odette and the other frogs get their weapons ready to attack. Elsewhere in the habitat, Rico was regurgitating weaponry for Skipper to use.
"Dynamite, classic time bomb bundle with LED Countdown delay. Maximum exlodibility matched with maximum getawayability. Rico, you're a mad genius. That robo-zoo guide goes sayonara in half an hour. High noon."
Suddenly, Private shouted: "Guys, Alice incoming!"
"Odette, Tiana, Naveen, help me hide the weapons."
"Just smile and wave, guys. Smile and wave."
When Alice arrived, she made Rico drink a mysterious liquid.
"Rico, my friend, we are gonna teach you to spew again!"
"First, why don't we try motion sickness, Skipper?"
"Excellent suggestion, Odette. Let's get right to it."
What they did here is that they had Rico ride in a bucket tied to a lampost and used the car to make ot spin. The result- No spew.
Skipper said: "Not to worry, guys. There's more than one way to make a penguin puke his guts up."
Odette asked: "Really, how many are there?"
Skipper replied: "Seventeen. But just don't ask to see number twelve."
They went inside and decided to watch a movie.

Skipper said: "I smuggled this out of the Zoovenir shop."
"A nature documentary?"
"Wait for it."
It was about Antarctica, home of the penguins. One part showed a lepoard seal eating a penguin.
"Oh, that image will haunt me!"
"It's a boring documentary."
Everyone except Rico threw up from watching the movie.
"Well, Rico, I'm sorry that it's come to this, but I had Kowalski whip a little concoction called #12."
"We used two scoops of squirrel lint, a dash of baboon spit, some used kitty litter, one hippo toenail anything disgusting that we could find in the monkey habitat. Oh, mama!"
Rico laughed nervously and drank the liquid and an explosive belch came out of him. When King Julien arrived, they used Mort the Mouse Lemur to go into Rico and defuse the bomb. This ended in disaster when Kowalski asked Mort the blue and yellow wires and Mort pulled Rico's kidney by mistake.
"I never thought that it would end this way but I want you to know, I love you, you crazy knucklehead."
"I also love you in the same way expressed previously, dude."
"I love you too, Rico."
"I'm sorry that it had to end this way, Rico."
Then, Rico regurgitated the bomb and Mort.
The bomb landed on the robot, destroying the robot.

Dr. Blowhole's Revenge

It was a quiet morning before opening time at Tiana's Palace. The penguins of Madagascar were talking to Tiana and Naveen, their newest strike force members, about their nemesis, the diabolical Dr. Blowhole. Tiana and Naveen dismissed their stories as fantasies. King Julien said that he could be a spy.
"You, Ringtail? Facing the likes of Dr. Blowhole? He's pure evil with skin that's suprisingly pleasant to the touch. You wouldn't last a microsecond." said Skipper.
Private looked at the clock and said,"Oh,dear. We're open!"
Everyone went back to their positions. The people of New Orleans poured through the doors.
Skipper said, "Just smile and wave,boys."
They returned to the jet to find Dr. Blowhole on their videophone.
He said,"I have been spying on you for months with state of the art looky loo technology."
Dr. Blowhole said,"I have captured your newest allies. Look at them. Obvious T.L.F."
James said,"Kowalski, decode."
Kowalski's interpretation of the code was true love forever.
James said,"You're hopping mad!"
The devious Dr. Blowhole challenged the team to battle. They returned to the restaurant to find some magic dust.
Kowalski said,"Dr. Blowhole used Dr. Facilier's magic to turn Tiana and Naveen into frogs."
"Frogs, again?"
Kowalski ran a trace and traced the powder's origin to the wedding bayou. They took their jet and landed at the wedding bayou. They found an entrance to Dr. Blowhole's bayou base. They found Tiana and Naveen in a cage. When they got the two frogs out of the cage,they heard a familiar voice.
"Hello,slaphappy penguins!" the voice called out.
Suddenly, the team was captured.
"I suppose you haven't met my partner in crime." said Dr. Blowhole.
He explained that his plan was to activate the ring of fire which he had built in the Frozen North. Mort arrived unannounced and set the penguins and frogs free.
Dr. Blowhole said,"Lobsters, attack!"
Once Blowhole activated the ring of fire,Skipper and his team of penguins and frogs battled the ninja lobsters. Julien deactivated the ring of fire.
Skipper said,"Way to go, Ringtail. They took off in the jet just as soon as the base blew up. Tiana said that they would permanently stay as frogs. James suggested wearing her bayou wedding veil as a symbol of her position as princess. Tiana apologized for not believing in Dr. Blowhole. James decided to lead Team Frog. They had a royal crowning ceremony. They crowned Tiana with the veil which she had worn during the wedding in the bayou.

The Penguins of Madagascar and the Temple of The Forbidden Eye

The penguins were on a mission to seek their destinies in temple of the forbidden eye.
"However, there is one condition. Never look into the eyes of the idol."
"How are we supposed to travel through the temple?"
"Private, there's a truck that we can use to get through the temple easily."
"Alright. But who's gonna drive?"
"I will drive."
"Alright, troops. If we're gonna see what our destinies are, we have to get this transport ready. Kowalski, what's the status of the vehicle?"
"I'm sure that she'll drive just fine."
"I've just learned the recent history of this temple."
"Go ahead, James."
"There have been many miracles and a mystery in the past few weeks since this temple's discovery. Many have came out with treasure and such. Some have went in and never came out."
"We should avoid the eyes of Mara."
"Kowalski, status report."
"Ready to roll, Skipper."
"Excellent."
"The brakes still need some adjustment, but it'll drive."
"Let's roll."
"You seek the treasure of Mara. Glittering gold. It is yours."
"Please tell me that you didn't look."
"We're headed to the chamber of earthly riches, Skipper."
"Outstanding. Now let's grab some treasure."
"Good golly look at all that gold!"
"Last one to the treasure is fool's gold!"
"Alright, boys. Let's grab some treasure!"
"Skipper, I suggest that we use the pouches for storing the treasure."
"Excellent suggestion, Kowalski."
"Alright. We went to the Chamber of Earthly Riches. Now where do we go to?"
"Let's go to the Fountain of Eternal Youth."
"Let's go!"
"You have chosen wisely. This path leads to timeless youth and beauty."
"What is the water supposed to do?"
"The water will make us look like what we look like today and we won't age. Not to mention it will give us immortality."
"I like it."
"Let's do it."
"Alright, Kowalski. Where do we go now?"
"Now, there's only one place left. The observatory of the future."
"Here we go!"
"You seek the future. I will lift the curtain of time. It is your destiny."
"I wonder what we'll see."
"All we have to do is ask about what you want to see in the future and the observatory will show you what you wanna see, such as our fates."
The observatory has shown what they wanted to see, such as Kowalski would build a time machine and that they would travel back to times like the the New York World's Fair of 1964 and see the four attractions built by WED Enterprises which are General Electric's Progressland, Pepsi-Cola's It's A Small World, The State of Illinois' Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln, and Ford Motor Company's Magic Skyway. Also, they would travel to the year 1967 when a new Tomorrowland came to be and they would ride the WEDWay PeopleMover of DisneyLand and the General Electric Carousel of Progress. And also they would see a brand new WEDWay PeopleMover traveling past the current attractions of the New TomorrowLand: The Future oThat Never Was! In Walt Disney World, they would see a New Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover with a color scheme modeled after the WEDWay PeopleMover of Disneyland in California. It would be no longer called the Tomorrowland Transit Authority Blue Line, but the Tomorrowland Transit Authority Metroliner.
"Now let's go home."
Skipper and the team went back to the zoo with all of the treasure.

The Penguins of Madagascar Join The Rescuers

One day in New York, the penguins, their frog allies, and Princess Odette of Swan Lake were arriving in New York. Today, they were heading to the Rescue Aid Society to attend a meeting. This time, there was a call for help which was a message in a bottle.
Odette asked: "Why are we here?"
Skipper replied: "Well, your highness, we penguins were formerly members of the Rescue Aid Society and we're here again because we've decided to rejoin the mice in their valiant efforts of rescuing."
Bernard, the clumsy janitor of the Rescue Aid Society got the message out and the read the message. It was from a young girl named Penny. Bianca, the Hungarian representative of the Rescue Aid Society, volunteered to take this mission. The Rescue Aid Society's chairman stated that a co-agent should accompany Bianca on this mission.
She said: "I choose Mr. Bernard, the penguins, frogs, plus Odette to be my co-agents."
Odette asked: "Say what?!"
Tiana said: "Don't get your feathers in a bunch, Odette."
The Chairman said: "I hope that the penguins and Odette the Swan Princess can be great rescuers."
And so, they were off on their first mission after many years after leaving the RAS. They went to the Morningside Orphanage and met Rufus, a cat who knew Penny. She said that an evil woman named Medusa had kidnapped her.
Skipper said: "I know of Medusa's Pawn Shop. It's somewhere in Midtown."
They went into the shop. When the phone rang, everyone ran around rapidly.
"Odette, I suggest that we hide."
"I agree with you."
Everyone hid as soon as Medusa came in. While on the phone with her assistant, Mr. Snoops, she said that she was searching for the world's largest island, the Devil's Eye. She said that she was taking the next flight down to Devil's Bayou. When trying to stow away, her bag flew out of the trunk.
Odette explained: "Hey, guys. I know a faster way to Devil's Bayou."
Skipper asked: "Are you positive, longneck?"
Odette replied: "Yes, and I hope that we can make it before they send off all the albatrosses."
James said: "Alright. Let's do it."
They went back to the base and packed all of the essentials for the journey. They went to the airport and they arrived at the small hut that said "Albatross Air Service."
"Is this it, Odette?"
"Yes. This is the place."
The next flight was flight 13 to Devil's Bayou. There was a loud bit of static from the communication.
"What did he say?"
"Well I wouldn't want to repeat it."
"Well don't just stand there, grant that overgrown bird permission to land or we'll never make it to Devil's Bayou."
The albatross was Orville.
Odette said: "Captain, you have my permission to land."
"Good going, your highness."
Orville made a crash landing the two mice boarded their flight. Kowalski got the team's jet and took off. As night fell on New York, the band of animals decided to sleep through most of the flight.
"James, switch to autopilot mode."
"Switching to autopilot mode now."
"This could be a while."
A few hours later, they had arrived in Devil's Bayou with a crash landing.
"Orville's been hit by fireworks. We have to land."
They easily landed in the bayou. They soon went to Medusa's lair: An old riverboat somewhere in the bayou. There were 2 crocodiles who were the minions of Medusa. The penguins began to fight the crocs and the mice hid in the pipe organ. The fight went on until they were seen by Medusa.
"Evasive manuvers!"
"Let's get out of here!"
"I'm with you, your highness."
After escaping, it seemed hopeless.
Skipper said: "We must attempt this rescue."
"Let's do it."
A few hours later, the penguins infiltrated the riverboat and met her. Once there, James used the Forbidden Orb's power to change Odette into her human form.
"Don't worry, Penny. We're here to get you away from Medusa."
They decided to help her find this Devil's Eye. The next morning, Operation: Devil's View was underway. Down in the cave, there were pirate skeletons were scattered about. The phrase "Dead men tell no tales" came to mind. Somewhere in an old skull, the Devil's Eye was hidden. Rico easily pried it open with a prybar. Once they were out, Operation: Devil's View was a success.
Odette said: "Now we have to get to the riverboat and attack."
"Roger that, your highness."
The team went to a room where Penny and Snoops were at gunpoint.
"She's moving backwards. Let's trip her with a trip-wire."
"Penny, get the stuffed bear and get out of here."
"Let's lure the crocodiles into the cage."
"Hey, you big dimwitted brutes! Come and get it!"
Right before they snapped at the animals, they were caught in the cage.
"Who are the pathetic dimwits now?"
"We have to take the swampmobile and get outta here."
After escaping, they returned to New York and the Devil's Eye was in the Smithsonian Institute. Penny was adopted by a family. Later, the team decided to go back to the zoo and Odette became a new resident of the zoo. Because swans swim in water, she lived in the penguins exhibit. The penguins habitat became known as the bird habitat. She went through instensive training to combat their enemies. She learned many of their aerial manuvers.

The Penguins of Madagascar meet the Swan Princess - Ending

The night the wedding was celebrated, the team was ready to leave but Skipper decided to welcome Odette into the team to be an honorary member. Derek, her new husband was also made an honorary member.
"You know, this is time of day I really enjoy. Would you look at Swan Lake out there? It's a great way to enjoy our triumph over evil."
"I think that this is a great time to enjoy."
"And who knows what's going to happen next."
"You see? We're all enthusiastic about the future. Alright, guys. I get the message and yes, friends your right. Tomorrow is just a dream away. Why don't we all sing together?"
"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, and tomorrow's just a dream away. Man has a dream and that's the start. He follows his dream with mind and heart. And when it becomes a reality, it's a dream come true for you and me. So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away."

The Penguins of Madagascar meet the Swan Princess - Epilogue.

"That proves it, fellas, all types of birds are as just as good as penguins."
Kowalski said to Skipper: "Skipper, I suggest that we go to the Rescue Aid Society."

Skipper replied: "Roger that, Kowalski!"
Odette asked: "Mind if I come along?"

Private replied: "Why, yes, your highness."
She went out onto Swan Lake and she became a beautiful swan.
"I don't know, Odette. You wanted to be a human. You sure that you wanna stay as a swan?"
"It doesn't matter what form I take on. As long as I'm together with Derek, it doesn't matter." "Well, I'll take the Forbidden Orb that can allow you to turn from swan to human anytime." "You know the forbidden arts?"

"I've been studying it to be sure that we may need it during our travels."
"Commence pre-launch flapping, Odette. Penguins, commence pre-launch waggle. Frogs, activate jetpacks now!"
They all took off into the night and went back to New York.

Skorca!

"Penguin, penguin make a wishy. Something scaly, cold and squishy. How's about a tasty fishy? What kind do you eat?"
"Catfish!"
"Albacore!"
"Snapper!"
"Fish!"
"And don't forget the grenade!"
"And that settles that. Odette, you're on area recon duty."
"What? Alone? All night?"
"And with potential enemies on all sides. It's a soldiers paradise."
"Can I bring snacks?"
"Alright, deal. But nothing sugary. For recon you need focus and discipline. Sweet stuff goes straight to the brain."
"Okay, I'm going now. Don't wait up."
After a few hours on the clock tower, Odette had consumed a box of peanut butter winkies. Then she saw something and alerted the penguins about it.
"It was an orca. And it came from the sky!"
"Alright, your highness. We'll combat the threat in the morning."
"Alright, troops. We've got an airborne predator. Kowalski, battle plans. Rico, weapons. Private, combat tactics. Dumbo, aerial combat strategies. Tiana, traps. Naveen, bait. James, research. Odette, I want full details on- What happened to your wing?"
"Were you hit?"
"No, it's nothing."
"Just calm down. Let me see."
"Sticky. It's sugar sticky."
"Uh, yes. About that."
"Peanut Butter Winky."
"Uh, okay. I know what you're thinking. Odette ate too much sugar and now she's dreamed up some flying whale that doesn't even exist."

"Wow! That is what I'm thinking!"
"Sugar dreams and mind reading powers? How many winkies did you eat?"
"Skipper."
"This wasn't just some sugar dream. That orca was real."
"I'm sorry, Odette. But compare the evidence."
"On the sugar side, we've got empty snack wrappers and your own upset stomach."
"On the Skorca side, nothing."
"But maybe he moved. Maybe he's even coming this way."
"There, look! I see the Skorca!"
"Where?"
"It was right over there."
"Skorca!"
"You missed it."
Then the others talked about their next move.
"What's your diagnosis, Kowalski?"
"Acute Imaginosis of the fighty bone. Worst case I've ever seen."
"Is there any cure?"
"Well, the sugar should wear off in less than five minutes."
"That's five too many. Give me results, man."
"Alright. The skorca is a pretend creature. Therefore, if we pretend to defeat it, that should cure Private's sugar-stoked fantasies."
"It's here! Skorca ahoy, Skipper!"
"Engage!"
"Skipper? You're all just pretending!"
"Whoa, mama! It's gonna eat me! Oh, boy!"
"Reengage."
"They don't believe me. Well, I guess it's up to me to stop the Skorca."
And so Private was on his way to battle the flying marine creature.
"Looks like Private's got it even worse than we thought. Pursue and restrain."
After a while, the others had caught up with Private and restrained him.
"Stand down, soldier. We're only here to help."
"You can help by believing me."
"I'm sorry Private. There's just no such thing as a giant flying orca. Why are the humans screaming?"
"They appear to be too scared to move, screaming through frozen, twisted smiles at some unseen, yet terrifying- Funny. I don't remember a sudden forcast of giant, orca-shaped shadows- Sweet mercy!"
"Mother Matahari! It's real!"
"Sorry."
"It's okay. We have to get to higher ground. Attack from above."
"You heard the princess. Move, move, move!"
Soon, they were bouncing on the skorca.
"Hey, I've penetrated the shield."
"Odette! Nooo!"
A memorial service was dedicated on the same day.
"Her name was Odette. She was the most beautiful swan I ever knew. How did I repay her? By telling her there was no skorca."
"Actually, Skipper, you're right. And as of today, there is no skorca."
"You did it!"
"You got the skin of the Skorca."
"Wow. A flying orca. It was like a penguin's worst nightmare made reality."
"Now, let's go back to base."
The Penguins of Madagascar have succeeded once again.

Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance - Ending

"It's almost time for our musical number."
"Listen, fellas, I have a question for you. If you guys only play minor roles, then why are you still in Hollywood?"
"Because you guys have never lost sight of that dream to assume a central role yourselves."
"You've never lost this feeling, this feeling that you have when you dance, when you sing, and when you play music."
"Let's do this thing."

For the opening, they played an fanfare variation of the Sherman Brothers' song for Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress, "There's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow".
"Ladies and Gentlemen, on behalf of Mammoth Pictures and Walt Disney Pictures, welcome. Tonight, we will sing about the progress that has changed our lives. And progress is not simply moving ahead. It's dreaming, working, and building a better way of life. Progress is the sound of a motor. The hum of a dynamo. The heartbeat of a factory, the click of a switch, the sound of the symphony, the roar of a rocket. And because of man's dreams and work, each tomorrow will find us even further than today. For progress is not measured by where we stand, but where we're going. And as long as man dreams, works, and builds, this progress will go on forever, in your life, and mine."
"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, and tomorrow's just a dream away. Man has a dream, and that's the start. He follows his dream, with mind and heart, and when it becomes a reality, it's a dream come true for you and me. So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away."

During the song, spoiled actress Darla Dimple tried to thwart them, but each attempt enhanced the show.
"I should have killed you and your friends when I flooded the stage!"

Pooh and the others gasped.
"You flooded the stage, huh? Hmph, how nasty can a person get?"

She was exposed as a fraud.
"Who's stupid now?"
She was fired from Mammoth Pictures.
"Now let's see the checklist."
"Go to premiere, check. Help friends fufill dreams, check. Get the girl? Hmm, why does it say that? Uh, check."
Tigger asked, "Really? Where does it say that?"
James replied, "Right there on the bottom of the page. The penguins realized that Danny and Sawyer had fallen in love. Go on, kiss her."
Danny and Sawyer did so.

"There's a gret big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, 'cause tomorrow's happening today. Man has a dream and that's the start. He follows his dream with mind and heart. And when it becomes a reality, it's a dream come true for you and me. So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, headed right this way."
"Boys, you didn't see anything."
Skipper put his flipper over Private's eyes.
"Mission accomplished, boys. A song and dance number featuring the original theme song of Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress, There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow." said Skipper.
Private said, "And the animals were the best. They're really big stars."
James said, "To Disney's Hollywood Studios, troops. Let's get going."
Danny asked, "Mind if we come along?"
Skipper said, "Sure, you guys can come along."
They went east to Walt Disney World in Florida to visit the Eastern counterpart of Hollywood, California: Disney's Hollywood Studios, Florida. When they arrived, They staged a gala event. They went backstage to get dressed for the gala. Danny dressed in a formal suit while Sawyer dressed in a nice dress for the event. The gala was to welcome the new Hollywood Animal Actors.