All Choked Up

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. And Skipper was watching Alice, the zookeeper who was pushing a mysterious sack.
"Well, well. Trying to bury a secret, Ms. Zookeeper? Pity for you, animals never sleep."
When he turned around, he saw that, James, Naveen, Odette, Tiana, and the other penguins were asleep.
"Animals never sleep!"
"Wake up, fellas!"
Everyone stood at attention.
"Look alive, team. I've got my freak on for recon."
"Let's get out there, fellas!"
When outside, Alice was still pushing the bag to a certain location.
"Whistling. Awfully cheery for someone pushing a supiciously human shaped sack, wouldn't you say?"
"I don't know, Skipper. Sometimes a good whistle makes me feel like a pretty little butterfly."
"Can the sweet talk, Odette. You know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity. Kowalski, analysis on the situation."
"Looks like she's burying the evidence, Skipper. Above ground, standing up, in the busiest crossroads of the zoo."
"Putting her gruesome handywork on display? How sick is this woman?"
"Please no zombie. Please no zombie."
When the cover was pulled off, there was a robot standing in the zoo crossroads.
"It's too horrible for words. Except these words. The words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else, no go. But Skipper, it doesn't look that horrible. I like that fearless attitude, Odette. But only a fool could fail to see the danger in this metallic invader."
"Take a look at our future, animals. Phase 2: Audio Animatronic Animals."
Kowalski pulled his options board and said: "It's a classic cost-cutting manuver. Replacement and elimination."
Skipper said: "But there's,"stopped in midsentence and counted to himself, "Eight things they didn't count on. The war on robots starts now!"
Back at the base, Private was surveying the area via binoculars while Kowalski was looking at the plans for an invention to combat the robot. Meanwhile, James was helping Odette and the other frogs get their weapons ready to attack. Elsewhere in the habitat, Rico was regurgitating weaponry for Skipper to use.
"Dynamite, classic time bomb bundle with LED Countdown delay. Maximum exlodibility matched with maximum getawayability. Rico, you're a mad genius. That robo-zoo guide goes sayonara in half an hour. High noon."
Suddenly, Private shouted: "Guys, Alice incoming!"
"Odette, Tiana, Naveen, help me hide the weapons."
"Just smile and wave, guys. Smile and wave."
When Alice arrived, she made Rico drink a mysterious liquid.
"Rico, my friend, we are gonna teach you to spew again!"
"First, why don't we try motion sickness, Skipper?"
"Excellent suggestion, Odette. Let's get right to it."
What they did here is that they had Rico ride in a bucket tied to a lampost and used the car to make ot spin. The result- No spew.
Skipper said: "Not to worry, guys. There's more than one way to make a penguin puke his guts up."
Odette asked: "Really, how many are there?"
Skipper replied: "Seventeen. But just don't ask to see number twelve."
They went inside and decided to watch a movie.
Skipper said: "I smuggled this out of the Zoovenir shop."
"A nature documentary?"
"Wait for it."
It was about Antarctica, home of the penguins. One part showed a lepoard seal eating a penguin.
"Oh, that image will haunt me!"
"It's a boring documentary."
Everyone except Rico threw up from watching the movie.
"Well, Rico, I'm sorry that it's come to this, but I had Kowalski whip a little concoction called #12."
"We used two scoops of squirrel lint, a dash of baboon spit, some used kitty litter, one hippo toenail anything disgusting that we could find in the monkey habitat. Oh, mama!"
Rico laughed nervously and drank the liquid and an explosive belch came out of him. When King Julien arrived, they used Mort the Mouse Lemur to go into Rico and defuse the bomb. This ended in disaster when Kowalski asked Mort the blue and yellow wires and Mort pulled Rico's kidney by mistake.
"I never thought that it would end this way but I want you to know, I love you, you crazy knucklehead."
"I also love you in the same way expressed previously, dude."
"I love you too, Rico."
"I'm sorry that it had to end this way, Rico."
Then, Rico regurgitated the bomb and Mort.
The bomb landed on the robot, destroying the robot.