Saturday, August 14, 2010

The Penguins of Madagascar: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge


"Move in, boys." "Easy does it. This could be a trap." "Rico." Skipper threw a coin on the floor and set off a trap. "Well played, Skipper." "It seems Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he- Aaaaaaah!" "Whoa!" "I don't think the Peanut Butter Winky made it, Skipper." "Curse you, Blowhole!" "Where is he?" "Ah, Skipper. All these years and you haven't missed a step." "Hans!" "Ah, I see that we know each other, Skipper." "Kitty Galore!" "It's that hairless feline again." "That's right, Diggs!" "Blowhole!" "Well, peng-you-ins. We all meet once again." "Well, well, enemies, it's been a long time. Well, well, well, too long." "Well, well, well, well-" "Enough! I suppose that you're wondering why we laid this ridiculously complicated trap for you." "Well, we are." "Why tell when we can show? You'll appreciate this, Kowalski. We've got a lair theater system, High definition with surround sound. Extremely spendy." "D'oh! Why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?" "Hey, eyes on the big screen." "It's just delicious dipped in butter. What's your point?" "Imagine if this lobster had an exoskeleton of shiny metal. Animals, we present, Chrome Claw." "Did ya feel that subwoofer?" "She is just rubbing our faces in it." "Without you animals to ruin our plans, we will unleash Chrome Claw on an unsuspecting world." "With this mutant, we shall rule land and sea!" "Not on our watch." "Attack!" "You take on the others. I'll take on Kitty Galore." "You can't win, Kitty Galore." "Why don't we make sure of that?" "Uh!" "James has been clawed by Kitty Galore!" "Change strategies, boys!" "Odette, Tiana, Naveen, go assist James and get him to safety!" "Charge!" "This ends now, Kitty Galore." "You can't stand a chance against my wrath." "Don't count on it!" "How would you like to have this stuck down your blowhole, Bottlenose?" "Way to go, boys." "You have seen the last of us." "Good, run." "Oh, you think, uh, I mean this is the last you will see of anything." "He acticated the self-destruct sequence. We have to get outta here!" "Every cat and dog for himself!" "Make a break for it, boys!" "We only have 30 seconds." "Hurry, to the main entrance!" They escaped with only ten seconds to spare. "It was a great danger to all of us!" "I get it, a puffin, a hairless cat and a dolphin tried to take over the world." "It's true, fellas." "Kitty Galore is one of our most dangerous enemies." "


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