Can't Touch This

It was a normal day in the Central Park Zoo. Skipper said:
"Ok, fellas, I've got a fresh scarlet snapper here and it's yours for the taking. All you've got to do is come and get it. Private said: But Skipper, the floor's covered in mousetraps." Skipper said: Good observation, Private." "This does complicate fish aquisition. "This goes to the person who has the ability to evade. all of these traps... " He stopped in midsentence to see that Odette, the Swan Princess gracefully flew over the traps. "Or Odette. It goes to Odette. Suddenly, they heard a scream. "Do you hear the cry of an innocent child? Move out!" They discovered that a child was bitten by a sheep in the Children's Zoo. That night, they went to see the sheep. The sheep asked: "Is someone there?" Skipper replied: Yes, someone's here. Your worst nightmare." The sheep, who's name was Randy, asked: "Who are you?" Skipper replied: "Eight angry animals." Kowalski suggest options such as the "Norwegian Noogie" and the "West Indies Wedgie". Randy said: "Well, I don't suppose anyone would like to hear my side of the story?" Odette, the Swan Princess said: "Actually, I would." Skipper said: I'm gonna put that in the naive question file, your highness." Private replied: "Come on, Skipper. We have to hear both sides of the story." Skipper asked Randy why he had to bite an innocent child. Randy revealed that this kid was mostly torturing Randy. Odette replied: "Well, after all of that, I still can't understand why you snapped." Randy then revealed that he snapped because the hyper kid ripped out a part of his wool. They decided to do something to keep the hyper kid's hands off of his wool. Kowalski used a protective spray to try and keep the hyper kid's hands off but when Skipper slapped him on the back, Randy took off bouncing. Rico attempted to use a balloon to give off a static charge that would be electrifying. After three hours of rubbing, Randy was all charged up. So charged, up, that Rico was being pulled towards Randy like a magnet. When Rico came in contact with Randy, it caused a blackout in the base. Odette asked: "Could someone get the power back on?" James replied: "I'll get right on it, your highness." I'll help you through when While James and Odette were restoring the power Private was using hypnosis to make Randy relax. When he was done, Private was confused with the results. He had hypnotized the Randy and the other penguins into believing that they were chickens. Soon, Princess Odette came up with James, saying that they had fixed the power. James asked for a status report on the hypnosis test. Private replied: "It's a bit weird, fellas." James asked: "What went wrong, Private?" "It must have been a mistake in the proceedure. "Well it looks like my future is all chocolate, cotton candy and lollipops stuck on my wooly BUTT!" said Randy. Skipper decided to send Randy to a farm. They disguised Mort as a sheep. "Alright, fellas. Commence phase two of Operation: Steal Wool. The others gave Skipper confused looks. "S-T-E-A-L Wool. You gotta read it to get it. Odette's idea." Odette giggled a bit. Disguised as a Zoo worker, the penguins took the truck over to the farm and when there, Randy found that the sheep were sheared and were in some kind of cult-like trance. So he decided to go back to the Children's Zoo. When there, the churroed up kid tried to get close to Randy, but he did a sweeping kick to knock him away. Skipper explained: "Odette and I showed him a few moves. If you can't join 'em, beat 'em."