Saturday, August 14, 2010

The Penguins of Madagascar go to Starport Seven-Five


"Here it is, boys. Starport Seven-Five, Gateway to the galaxies."
"Which Tomorrowland are we headed to, Skipper?"
"We're going to the Tomorrowland at Disneyland, Private."
"And where are we headed?"
"Our destination is DL Space Station 77."
"Correctamundo, Kowalski. We're headed to Space Station 77 at Disneyland, California."
"Let's see which boarding gate we're headed to."
"Our ship is at the Alpha gate."
"Every second counts, boys. Let's get to the gate board our shuttle."
"There it is."
"Everyone get onboard the shuttle."
"Load all luggage onto shuttle."
"Check."
"Lower gravity bar."
"Check."
"Activate invisible oxygen dome."
"Check."
"Now let's launch."
"Space Shuttle, this is flight safety. For your safety, keep all hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the shuttle at all times."
"Energizing."
"What fuel does this ship run on?"
"It runs on proton energy."
"Space Shuttle, you are go for launch."
"Roger, Control. All systems are go."
"Kowalski let's light this candle."
"T-minus 5-4-3-2-1. Liftoff."
"Hang on, boys!"
"Aaah!"
"We're looking good, Skipper."
"Excellent. How long will it be until we arrive at Space Station 77?"
"By looking at the holographic map, we should be there in 4 hours."
"Relaxing time, boys."
"Ah. This is the life. Isn't that right, Rico?"
"Yup."
"Well, James, have you managed to dig up any intel on these Space Ports?"
"Yeah, I got some intel. It turns out that there are only five different stations in the world."
"Go ahead."
"The stations are Tomorrowland MK-1, TL Space Station 77, Discovery Landing Station, Ashita Base and HK Spaceport." "We're arriving at our destination in 5-4-3-2-1, now!"
"Welcome to Space Station 77, Disneyland's gateway to the galaxies."
"Alright, boys. Let's get our luggage and enter a different Tomorrowland."
"Here we are, boys. Space Station 77."
"Ooh. Amazing."
"Let's get some ground transportation."
"I know just the thing that can help us."
"What is it?"
"The Tomorrowland Rapid Transit Red Line."
"It takes guests to and from Tomorrowland."
"There's a station over there."
"Next stop, Tomorrowland, Disneyland."
"Welcome to Disneyland, boys."
"This is Tomorrowland is beautiful."
"It's a future that screams Disney."
"Let's go to the Star Command Headquarters. They're recruiting Space Rangers."
"Stand by."
"What is it, Buzz?"
"Scanners detecting more trouble in Sector Nine."
"No doubt it's the work of that nefarious criminal, the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance, the Evil Emperor Zurg."
"Good Golly Wally!"
"His robotic army is stealing crystallic fusion power cells. Without those cells we'll all be powerless and at his mercy."
"Star Command picked a fine time to assemble new recruits like you. Alright Space Rangers. Listen up! Zurg is using the power cells to power his secret weapon our mission is to find his robots and his secret weapon and blast them."
"But while we're battling Zurg, who will get the power cells?"
"Green Squadron will retrieve the cells while you fight the robots. We'll meet up at Planet Z."
"I'll remain here to coordinate the mission. Battle Stations! Report to the flight deck for immediate launch. To infinity and beyond!"
"Roger that, Commander. You heard him boys. Let's move!"
The squad went as fast as they could move.
"Which ship are we taking?"
"We're taking the heavy space cruiser, Tiana."
"We are cleared for launch, boys."
"Let's do it, boys."
"Use the sonic beam to grab the power cells."
Just as they were aquiring power cells, the alarm sounded through the ship.
"Robots!"
"Open Fire!"
"Boom Shakana!"
"Imbecils! Seize those power cells before those foolish Earth heroes do!"
"Battle stations!"
"Incoming!"
"What is that thing, Kowalski?"
"That's Zurg's dreadnaught!"
"There's an entry point!"
"Be very careful, boys. Zurg could be anywhere."
"There he is! Blast the Z targets!"
"Impossible. No one could aim so precisely."
"Nothing's impossible for us earth heroes."
"We've knocked the dreadnaught out of orbit and we're gonna crash."
Crash! The dreadnaught crash-landed on Planet Z.
"Aliens incoming! Fire at the volcano!"
Slime oozed out of the volcano.
"Nothing can stop me now. Green Planet is mine and Star Command is next!"
"Follow him!"
"We'll warp to Green Planet."
The heroes were instantly transported to Green Planet.
"Good shooting Space Rangers. Use your sonic beam to drain Zurg's energy levels."
"Well done, we got him!"
"Let's move out, boys."
"We should take Zurg's secret weapon."
"We'll use its high tech weaponry."
"How are we gonna get it back to base?"
"We'll need someone to pilot it home."
"I'll fly it."
"Very well, Tiana."
"Let's go home."
They returned to Space Station 77 and boarded a rocket home. They returned to Tomorrowland Station MK-1 and went home to the zoo.
"Kowalski, analysis."
"We went to a space port, traveled to Disneyland, battled evil and brought back a secret weapon."
"Now what?"
"We test fly our latest way of transportation."
"Let's move out, men."
"Hi-yah!"


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